Saturday, January 15, 2011

Yo Vanilla, kick it one time boooyyy.......

"Cool As Ice." Yeah, we watched the Vanilla Ice movie last night. What did you do? Probably something stupid. This flick's got a singing, dancing, rapping motorcycle posse (the VIP thank you very much), stupid haircuts, father daughter tensions, wackiness in a small town, ridiculous old people, Naomi Campbell, the dad from "Family Ties," a witness protection/kidnapping subplot, and montages galore. I am a better person for having seen this...

So, here are some words of wisdom straight off the box: "When a girl has a heart of stone, there's only one way to melt it. Just add ice." That's some Confucius type shit right there.

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